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At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Revenue agent was checking the books, he turned to the Director of the hospital and said "You buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there is too little left to be of any use?" "Good question" noted the director, "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every so often, they send us a free roll." "Oh," replied the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. He continued on, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?" What do you do with the left overs after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes" replied the Director, realising that the inspector was trying to trip him up with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster." "I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all director. "Well, What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?" "Here too, we do not waste," answered the director. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the revenue tax office and about once a year they send us an auditor who is a complete dick head."

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