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Hospital Jokes: Doctor Odds

"Doctor, What are my odds of getting better?" asked the worried patient. "All Good News, One hundred per cent Recovery!" replied the physician. "Medical records show that nine out of every ten die of the disease. Since,...

Birthday Dress Joke

Mrs Jones invited her husband to attend a mannequin show. An elequent evening gown, worn by a pretty girl, attracted her attention. Dear, "That would look nice at our party next week" she noted, hoping he would buy the d...

Starving Artist

How much for that oil painting? asked a dealer. "Two hundred and fifty dollars" replied the artist. Dealer replies "I will give you twenty." Artist snapped back, "I should have to be starving to take that!" "Ok then, ...

Don't Drink and Drive

Policeman stops a brazen old drunk fellow one night at 2AM. The policeman says to him "Where do you think your going at this late hour? The noisy drunk replied, "I am going to hear a lecture on the evils of drinking, a...

Kind Gesture, To the Point

A guy got on a bus one day and sat down in an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Well very embarrassed, he tried to strike up a conversatio...

Look out for the wall

At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out and accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket, they hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive....

How to Get a Day off from Work

Woman: I bet you the boss will give me the day off. Man: And how would you plan to do that? Woman: Just watch and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling and when the Boss comes in, he says "What are you doin...

Buffalo Hunters

A soldier was given the job to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey. After riding a while, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "...

Stray Email, Makes a Big Difference

A New York man left the snow-filled streets for a 4 week vacation in Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and planned to meet him there the next day. When he reached his Florida hotel he decided to send his wife...

High Blood Pressure

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy, very red complexion. I know said the patient, its from high blood pressure and its from my family. "Your mothers side, or fathers side?" questioned the doctor. Neither, my wifes ...

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