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Barber and the Young Boy

A young boy enters the local barber shop where the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. I'll prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the othe...

Urgent Meeting..

Obviously, I was very upset but not too surprised when I saw flashing lights in my rear view mirror. I'm terribly sorry officer, I was just trying to make it to a meeting on time. "That's a shame" said the officer upo...

Praise the lord!!

Every morning a devoted religious woman, would open her front door and scream, "Praise the Lord". This annoyed her atheist neighbor who would counter back "There is no Lord". One day the atheist neighbor over heard his r...

Sherlock Holmes Joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a murder case and had to camp. After a tasty meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night. Several hours later Holmes awoke "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you ...

Jesus, Moses, and the Thief

One night a thief broke into a house and suddenly heard "Jesus is watching you!". The thief was startled and looked around but saw nothing, so he continued to take things and again heard "Jesus is watching you!". This t...

One Mans Curse

A man goes to see the local wizard and says: "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?" "Maybe" says the wizard, "Only if you can remember the exact words of the curse." The man replies without hesitation "I ...

Rewards of Christmas

Mary left her handbag behind in the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping. A young mall boy found the handbag and returned it to her. Mary, checking the contents of her purse, reasoned "Hmm, thats strange", when I ...

New Hearing Aids

An elderly patient got new hearing aids from the doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again for a follow up appointment. Doctor, "Your hearing is running perfectly. Your family must be really pleased." Patient...

Grissly Bear Encounter

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 30 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy immediately drops ...

Willed A Fortune

Danny was a single man still living at home with his father and worked in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a hugh fortune when his ill father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with w...

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