Latest Clean Jokes
Sports Joke: Super Bowl Day
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Tax Inspector Joke
Buffalo Hunt Joke
Wife is Getting a Little Deaf Problem
Cured in One Appointment
Successful Bribe of a Court Juror
Evening Doctor Call
Government Thinkers"The Ruling Party" government ... had a vast scrap yard in the middle of the desert. "The Ruling Party" was concerned that "Thieves may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a pe...
Hospital Jokes: Intern Doctor's DiagnosisAn elderly woman is being examined by a young intern doctor. After about four minutes in, she bursts out of the examination room, arms flailing, and yelling. Spotting an older resident doctor, she tells him what happened...
Pill a DayDoctor told Mrs. Stone to give her
husband one pill a day and one drink of
whiskey which would improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in
for a follow up visit, the doctor asked
"How are we doing...
Oh My God, Forgot My Glasses Dear While on a road trip, an elderly couple , stopped at a roadside restaurant for quick lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman set her ey...
Evening Doctor CallA well respected local surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was watching the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor answered it and heard a fellow doctor colleague on t...
Successful Bribe of a Court JurorMr. Wilson, was a very successful lawyer at getting charges dropped, but in this particular case he decided to bribe a man on his client's jury to hold out for a reduced charge of manslaughter, as opposed to
Cured in One Appointment Jerry has been seeing a psychoanalyst
for 4 years for the fear that he had green monsters under his bed. Been years since he had a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was not very good, and he knew it. So, h...
Wife is Getting a Little Deaf ProblemBernie feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told...
Buffalo Hunt JokeUS Soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo meat. Needing help, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them rode off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding a while, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his e...
Tax Inspector JokeAt the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Revenue agent was checking the books, he turned to the Director of the hospital and said "You buy a lot o...